Pistol Pete, and Pistol Gin,
You don't know where this thing has been
Parents' pockets paved it all
God Pop for rich kids at the mall

It's a Cryan Shame
Yeah Yeah Yeah
It's a Cryan Shame
It's a Cryan Shame
Yeah Yeah Yeah
It's a Cryan Shame

The scissors' V, it cuts me down
But I'm the rock to crush your crown
Parents' pockets paved it all
Drink top shelf half price at the bar

It's a Cryan Shame
Yeah Yeah Yeah
It's a Cryan Shame
It's a Cryan Shame
Yeah Yeah Yeah
It's a Cryan Shame

Take your word and make it slip
Shake your ass and make it hip
Helicopter to the top
God Pop God Pop God Pop Yeah

Plug it in and turn it up
Don't let the tall guy get too drunk
Parents' pockets paved it all
It's all It's all It's all

It's a Cryan Shame
Yeah Yeah Yeah
It's a Cryan Shame
It's a Cryan Shame
Yeah Yeah Yeah
It's a Cryan Shame